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A Little Birdy 

 

told me that i might be getting a new phone 

=O

wow, what did i do to deserve it? i dunno.

God is a weird God.

amen

 

 

Had An Interesting Conversation

 

(with a girl)

about me (maybe) needing viagra in the future (oh no).

u know… like when im old… and weak.. and….

u know, i honestly have never thought of anything like this before.

and how is that interesting?

well.

i have no idea. lets move on.

(insert awkward turtle here)

 

 

Do You Believe In Purpose?

 

have you ever wondered WHY you are alive and kicking?

WHY are you on this earth?

WHY you are stuck with those parents, with those looks, with those inabilities?

WHY cant i be just a little bit richer maybe?

WHATS THE POINT!??!?!?!!?

oi you buddha man, you god of the sky, you god of fertility, you almighty Allah, you divine spirits, you cosmic energy, you science of total chance (of accidental creation), you mother nature, you whoever is in charge of these things:

“WHY did you create ME?”

“sorry sir, but i’m pretty sure you made some sort of mistake.”

“im not supposed to be here.”

“how come i’m me, and not her? i deserve to be her more than she does. duhh obvoiusly”

surely there is an answer.

i believe the answer lies in us. you just gotta dig deep enough. and ask the right questions.

i believe God, yes MY God, not those other gods, created me and you (even if you do not believe in Him) for a reason.

for a Specific reason in His Divine plan for eternity.

My God has a plan for you. you are needed. you are wanted. and only you will be able to fulfill your calling.

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.”

(Jeremiah 29:11-13)

 

btw, my God also LOVES you very much.

weird huh?

 

 

Oh What A Pleasant Surprise

 

oh my word

i created a tumblr account.

i know i know, some of you are like:

“WHUAT?!?! are you pulling my leg? Do centipedes really eat millipedes?!”

but yes. centipedes really do feast on millipedes.

and yes. i do have a tumblr account.

dont bother asking for my username.

cuz im not gonna tell you that it should be obvious enough.