Ivan Soo: Hello and welcome to another episode of the Aaron and Ivan talking about Jeremy show. My name is Ivan and this is your host, AAAAAAAAAAAARONNNN and this is our topic, JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEREMY and this is the game, which we all just lost, thanks to your host, AAAAAAAAAAAARONNNN then we terus start
Aaron Heng: Hi all. Thanks for inviting me
Ivan Soo: No problem. thanks for being on your show
Aaron Heng: So who gets to start by asking a question?
Ivan Soo: You do. So what’s our topic today?
Aaron Heng: Jeremy. Who is he?
Ivan Soo: He’s not not Jeremy. What does he look like?
Aaron Heng: He doesn’t look like most Jeremy’s in the world. But he does look like ONE of them. You think he’s okay with that?
Ivan Soo: I think..he should reconsider. Where is he right now?
Aaron Heng: He’s in his own world. It’s called Beijing. Does he like it there?
Ivan Soo: yes and no. what colour is his colour?
Aaron Heng: Green…ish…yellowish….blue….. with red polka dots. What is his favourite colour?
Ivan Soo: I think it’s green. is he wearing shoes right now?
Aaron Heng: I hope not. How many hairs does he have to lose to be bald?
Ivan Soo: One more than he has on his head now. Do you miss him?
Aaron Heng: Nah. Yeah, probably. What are Jeremy’s best subjects in secondary school?
Ivan Soo: I’m not sure, English and Maths, wild guess. when is his next trip back?
Aaron Heng: Chinese Wild Year. I hope he can come back for my birthday though. That’ll be cool. I hope you come back for my birthday too! Yaaaayyyyyy. Okay. Time for the serious questions. What makes Jeremy laugh?
Ivan Soo: Things that he finds funny. How many serious questions do you have?
Aaron Heng: Depends. What attribute of the opposite gender attracts Jeremy the most?
Ivan Soo: Probably the most opposite one. Which one is that?
Aaron Heng: That which is what it is, which is that which is, for which whichever is for it as it is. Why do you ask me such tough questions about Jeremy?
Ivan Soo: Because I had such a great childhood. So what’s the last memory of Jeremy you have?
Aaron Heng: I was chatting with him the other day about climbing mount Kinabalu. If Jeremy had to choose one elemental bending for a day, which would it be?
Ivan Soo: Only a day? I’m not sure but i’d get him to choose Earth. What’s my last memory of Jeremy?
Aaron Heng: You found out I was chatting to Jeremy the other day about climbing mount Kinabalu. How did you two turn out to be best buds?
Ivan Soo: Let’s see. it just happened just like that. What should I ask next?
Aaron Heng: About how long I’ve known him. How long have you known him? And how long have you known me?
Ivan Soo: Hey that’s cheating
Ivan Soo: I’ve known him..uh many years
Ivan Soo: I’ve known you about as long as I’ve known him
Ivan Soo: What’s his next hairstyle?
Aaron Heng: A birdy once told me he’s going goldilocks. Like totally dyed golden hair made into dreadlocks. How many countries has he visited?
Ivan Soo: wow. i’m not sure how many he has visited, but it’s got to be quite a few.
Ivan Soo: where would he ideally like to live?
Aaron Heng: In a house. Underwater. Near a cave. Of an island. Far from humanity. Close to sashimi. Where did he get his accent?
Ivan Soo: He got his accent from the American Americans. How many phones has he used up to now?
Aaron Heng: Mannnnnn, three. I bet, we’re like disappointing him with all our accurate answers. What annoys him the most?
Ivan Soo: ummmmmmm
Ivan Soo: literal incorrect use of the word literally. like, literally.
Ivan Soo: where do you think he’ll get married?
Aaron Heng: I literally think he’ll get married on earth. Who do you think he’ll marry?
Ivan Soo: I think he’ll literally marry a very nice girl
Ivan Soo: does he like to travel? literally?
Aaron Heng: He physically likes to travel. If Jeremy was to be super famous in ten years time, what will he be famous for?
Ivan Soo: He would be famous for inventing a machine that automated the switch between 2d and 3d projection, having stolen the idea from his good friend Ivan who came up with it while doing something for Jeremy’s own birthday 10 years ago. They will have never spoken since, but still remain close friends to this day.
Ivan Soo: How many children does he want?
Aaron Heng: As many as none. Do you think he should keep his goatee?
Ivan Soo: Innocent until proven guiltee. Jeremy’s shirt. what’s the first shirt that comes to mind?
Aaron Heng: Green. Jeremy’s hair; what’s the first thought that comes to mind?
Ivan Soo: Yong Tofu. Koh the facestealer. What’s the first face that comes to mind?
Aaron Heng: The facestealers face. What is Jeremy’s favourite genre in games?
Ivan Soo: Mystery/puzzle. I hope. Who is his favourite musician?
Aaron Heng: Linkin Park. I hope. How does Jeremy cope with stress?
Ivan Soo: That’s what he has us for. Does he really want no children?
Aaron Heng: Nah, I have no clue. I bet he would like kids one day. Is he really an inventor?
Ivan Soo: He’s a secret inventor that I don’t know about. Does he know we’re doing this?
Aaron Heng: We’re a secret interview that he doesn’t know about. How long does it take Jeremy to finish the Rubiks Cube?
Ivan Soo: 3 minutes? It takes less time if he was willing to use a hammer. How long are his fingernails?
Aaron Heng: Short. Unless he doesn’t cut them. What is his favourite movie?
Ivan Soo: favourite movie of all time? The upcoming spongebob movie. what’s the last thing he told both of us?
Aaron Heng: He hurt his ankle. What would he like for Christmas this year?
Ivan Soo: World peace. and better internet. How have you been?
Aaron Heng: Been sick for almost a week. Flu, cough. Quite bad this time. Been having a sexy voice for the past few days. But also hard to breath. Okay, second last question: Which planet would Jeremy like to visit, and why?
Ivan Soo: He would like to visit Mars, because his dear friend Ivan would like a millennium supply of Mars bars. So if that was the second last question, is this the last question?
Aaron Heng: Unfortunately, it is literally the last. Thank you for having me on my show.
Ivan Soo: No problem, always a pleasure.