I’m Sexy And I Know It

 

What is beautiful?

Who decides?

 

People try to be honest with me and tell me that I need to dress better…

which is a very polite way of saying that I look bad (unbeautiful.. erm ugly?).

thanks guys. i appreciate your politeness.

 

i’m not offended or anything.

cuz if you DIDNT tell me, you’d be a bad friend. haha.

cuz i think i’m super handsome.

and if no one told me, then… well. then i’d be looking bad alot.

 

but you know,

who decides?

who decides that that thin girl on the billboard is sexy?

who’s to say what’s stylish or popular?

 

God tells me that I’m beautiful.

He tells me that you’re beautiful.

 

But is He right?

Is He the one who decides?

if He is, why am I not on the cover of magazines?

why are you not hired for commercials?

 

weird huh?

 

 

Whistle – Flo Rida

Song Dissection

if you havent watched the music video

its here.

but honestly don’t bother.

So as i promised i tried watching the music video and reading the lyrics.

this is my first time really watching it and really trying to figure the lyrics out.

kinda failed attempt really.

i’ll tell you why in a bit.

and this is my personal critic about the whole experience.

i had to do a three part study.

first let me tell you what i think of the music video.

it sucked.

no logic. no timing sequence.

it is only connected to the lyrics by the word “whistle”

with clips of a sexy girl lip whistling.

and i think that lip is the most sexiest thing in the whole vid haha.

not the girls in bikini.

not the party girls.

not the swimming girls.

not the girls shaking their booty.

the lips were prolly the most sexy thing there.

my conclusion:

next part.

the music.

i’d be honest, the music is rather catchy.

the beat does get my head bobbing.

and the whistling tune is cool with the beat going.

but the music video really spoiled what thoughts i had about the music.

and for the last and most important part:

the lyrics.

im gonna highlight some of the lyrics.

but honestly, i think its a bunch of nonsense where he tries to rhyme party talk and dirty talk in the same sentence.

da chorus:

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I’m gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go

hokay.

there is no way the message of this grammatically incorrect sentence says: Dear, would you whistle a sweet tune for me?

i dunno how to make this sound any cleaner, but its a plain invitation to suck my *lollipop*.

sorry for the harsh language.

seriously, its so sick how unclassy superstars can be.

if i was a sexy girl, i would never ever ever want to be paid to show my body on his music video.

what is he portraying the women of today as?

gosh.

da verse:

(Look) I’m betting you like people
And I’m betting you love freak mode
And I’m betting you like girls that give love to girls
And stroke your little ego

i dunno what to say about this.

1# everybody likes people right?

2# freak mode as in?

3# girls that give love to girls? you mean lesbians? you mean katy perry kissing a girl and liking it?

4# “stroking your little ego” just sounds like a sex scene from an adult novel.

another part of da verse:

Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby take a little longer

ah i give up.

da bridge:

Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby

this is probably the cleanest few lines in the whole song.

da verse again:

It’s like everywhere I go
My whistle ready to blow

he’s probably saying he’d like to have sex

or be given oral sex

by anybody anytime anywhere.

da verse:

Told me she’s not a pro
It’s okay, it’s under control
Show me soprano, ’cause girl you can handle
Baby we start snagging, you come up in part clothes

the first two lines i think is referring to if a girl is unsure or has never given oral sex before

and flo rida is reassuring her that everythings ok.

the next two lines i have no idea.

however i think “you come up in part clothes” just means “you should take your clothes OFF”

da verse once more:

Hope you ain’t got no issue, you can do it
Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it

this one is sad, because there are real issues and debate about oral sex.

some people are against it. and of course, some girls are unsure about it.

but here he goes again doing his reassuring thing.

last time for da verse:

Go girl you can twerk it
Let me see you whistle while you work it
I’mma lay it back, don’t stop it
‘Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me
Now, shawty let that whistle blow-oh, oh oh
Yeah, baby let that whistle blow-oh oh!

i dont really know what to say about this.

im such a fail critic.

i’m pretty disgusted by what radio stations are playing over and over again.

what my siblings and their friends would be listening on the radio.

all this brainwashing.

gosh. no wonder people these days are so ready to jump into sex.

no wonder romance is not a big deal anymore.

no wonder love only comes after.

sheesh.

conclusion:

i really dislike how he repeats these few statements:

1# i really want you to give me oral sex.

2# you really want to give me oral sex.

3# it’s ok. its not wrong.

4# you’re a sexy girl, you’re supposed to do this. and also please take your clothes off thanks.

this is my personal opinion.

if you disagree with me, do feel free to let me know.

I’m Sleepy, It’s Midnight, Perfect Time For

100 Girly Questions Survey

 

Do you wear: alot of makeup, some makeup, no makeup.

That’s not a proper question. But I think I know what you’re up to. By definition of makeup, you mean anything I put on my face to enhance my features? Yes. I put my face cream to keep my skin from getting to dry.

 

Whats your favorite makeup?

Mascara. Oh wait. You mean on me?!

 

Could you go out in public without make up?

Uhhh. It’s like asking if I mind going to space without my glasses. Duhh.

 

Do you do your nails oftenly?

Do what? And how do you do something ‘oftenly’?

 

What color are your fingernails?

Reddish, pinkish, whitish. Depends on where and when.

 

How about your toe nails?

Reddish, pinkish, whitish. Waitttt. Are you asking what colour I’ve painted it?! This IS some weird girly survey.

 

Heels or flats?

I like it when girls wear heels. I personally like wearing flats. Can’t find any heels with my size anyways.

 

Eyeliner or mascara?
I gave my answer above.

 

Lip gloss or lipstick?
I’ve never tried lipstick. Hmmm. I heard chocolate lipstick tastes nice.

 

Eyelash curler or tweezer?
Eyelash curlers definitely. How in the world do I defend myself with some tweezers? Gosh.

 

Vans or converse?
What sort of a vehicle is a converse?

 

Nike or adidas?
I’d work for Pixar.

 

Myspace or facebook?

Facebook is too addictive. Myspace has too many weird people. Wait… you mean facebook? Is this another make up question?

 

Pink or red?
Pink is just a whiter version of red. So. Pink.

Rock or pop
Definitely rock. But I do like the young Britney spears pop.

 

What color is your bra?
Uhhhh. I checked and double checked. I’m not wearing any right now.

 

Are you wearing skinny jeans?
No.

 

You think you set or follow trends?
I’m a weirdo. So yes I set trends.

 

Have you ever done something just to fit in?
Yes. I learned to converse in Chinese.

 

Do you go to the mall oftenly?
Quite oftenly maybe not. Probably. But sometimes I quite oftenly maybe do.

 

Do you have many friends?

FB? Or real life? I have FB friends who are actually NOT my friends. So it would seem that I have more FB friends than real friends. Yet, I also have many real life friends who DON’T have an FB account. So maybe my FB friends = real life friends. I have that answers your question.

 

Do you dislike any of your friends?

Of course. Unfortunately, some of them are the ones I use MORE energy to try to love.

 

Whats your BESTEST friend’s ever name?

Honestly I see a huge grammatical mistake. But I shall humor you. Right now it’s Jeremy (he’s been my bestie since the first week of primary one. And at that time, we still had trouble remembering each others names). Yet also Ivan and Danielle, though I haven’t hung with them or had quality time with them recently.

 

Have you ever had a down moment with that person?
That “persons” you mean? This is so non interactive. Down moments? Yes. With every one of them.

 

Most memorable moment with that person?
Gah. You’re only the best I ever had. I love all the most boringest moments (my love language is time). And also the adventures <3. =P

 

Who was your most recent missed call from?

You want me to check my phone? Gosh. You think I’m a girl? I don’t always have my phone with me. (5mins later) okay here goes. TC Hsieh. Hmmm. That’s probably nath trying to contact me.

 

Who was the last person you called?
Last person I miss-called was my mom. The last person I called was Jeremy.

 

What does your 5th message in your inbox say?

It says something about them watching movie at 9pm. And asking if I wanna join.

 

Who was it from?
Danielle

 

Single or taken?
Who? Danielle? Or me? Or my girlfriend?

 

If so, by who?
Well. I’m sure the womens volleyball was won by the Brazilians.

 

What color are your eyes
Really really really really really dark green. Its practically black.

 

Whats your favorite color?

Hmmm. Actually pink. Only real men wear pink.

 

What song are you listening to right now?
Skillet. Better than drugs. Chorus: You’re better than drugs, Your love is like wine~

 

Do you like to dance?
No. I’ve tried. A few times. I’ve tried hard. I’ve also made a fool of myself pretty well.

 

Do you like to sing?
Yes. BUT. I do NOT sing well.

 

Do you believe in
Yes. Yes I do. I totally agree in

 

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes. Because we are called to love. God didn’t say “love only after the second sight”

 

How about true love?
Oh please stop with your vague questions. Do I believe in true love? Yes. I tend to blog about it in my xanga.

 

Do you believe in bros before hoes?

Are you calling my sister a whore? I’m definitely closer to my sister than my brothers.

 

Are you a whore?

You mean prostitute? Thats a very deep question. I have prostituted my body to things that I shouldn’t have. Yes. I have prostituted my mind to things that I shouldn’t have. Yes. I have prostituted my emotions to things I shouldn’t have. Yes. Does that make me a whore?

 

Are most of your friends guys or girls?
All of my friends are guys or girls. Yes. Because I don’t have friends who are guys AND girls.

 

Favorite candy?
Yes, that’s my favourite candy.

 

Favorite ice cream flavor?
Vanilla

 

Ever cried yourself to sleep?
Not that I remember. Maybe when I was really young. Right now, if I cry, I will NOT be able to sleep.

 

Ever slept on your computer?

Nope.

 

Longest you’ve used your computer?
Dunno.

 

 

Favorite smiley?
hahaha

 

Are you addicted to something?
Cola ham moi and Facebook

 

Do you consider yourself a myspace freak?
uhhhh. Is this a really old survey?

 

Do you edit your profile oftenly?
I oftenly do not. I do not have enough pics of myself. I do not usually allow pics of me to be taken.

 

Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Nope.

 

Do you want to?

Nope.

 

Have you ever thought about having sex?
Of course. It’s such an interesting thought. I’ve thought more about NOT having sex yet though. Abstinence has more benefits than pre-marital sex. How is this connected to fist fighting?

 

Have you ever babysat, if so, who?
Every single one of my siblings.

 

Have you ever waited sooo long for something you wanted to happen so bad?
Yes.

 

Are you content with your life?

Are you? Find out what life is about at Alpha Course! You get to ask questions burning in your heart. And you will find out about what life is really about yourself.

 

Who is your role model?
Jesus.

 

Whats your best feature?
People like to hang with me? I have the courage to apologise.

 

Your worst feature?
I’m pretty impatient. I put expectations on people when I shouldn’t. I’m pretty lazy. And I’m very disobedient.

 

Are you racist?
Yes. I hate the Chinese for hating all the other races.

 

Are you a sexist?
Yes. I fear the female race.

 

Do you discriminate?
Yes. I think all pigs are pork.

 

Do you talk shit?
Errrrr

 

Have you ever talked shit?
Ummmmm

 

Do you care about what other people think about you?
Yes. I do. But I choose not to act on it. What defines me is not what people think of me but how I deal with what they think.

 

Have you ever not been yourself to impress someone?
Yes. I tried to dress up handsomely. I even tried to wear accessory. But. You know. Someone didn’t care anyways.

 

Have you ever done yourself VERY pretty with so much makeup and a whole different outfit to make a guy like you?

I don’t think so.

 

Have you ever betrayed someone?
Yes.

 

Water or soda?

Water. Actually. What is soda?

 

Coke or pepsi?
Coke. Ham moi.

 

Look behind you, whats behind you?

 

Have you ever been rejected or dumped?
Yes. And no. I asked if I could join my friends for dinner. My parents didn’t allow me.

 

Have you ever thought about how school would be like if someone didnt go there?
You mean someone? No I have not thought of that question. But then again. Who is someone? Everyone?

 

Do you hate anyone?
I hate the devil for lying to me and my bro’s and sis’ non-stop.

 

Do you love anyone?

Yes.

 

Have you ever gotten drunk?
Fortunately no.

 

Would you pass a drug test?
I don’t know. Lets try.

 

Whats your locker number?
My locker doesn’t have any number. My number doesn’t have any lockers.

 

Do you have good hygiene?

So I tried counting if there WAS 100 questions here. There is only 93. I think.

 

Have you ever danced infront of the mirror?

Yes. During dance practice.

 

Ever checked out someone from the same sex?
On FB?

 

Ever bit your toenail?
Not with my teeth.

 

Ever slept outside your house?
Yes. I’ve slept away from my house many many times.

 

Been to a sleepover?
Going to one soon. I hope.

 

What’s your wallpaper?

Avatar- Last airbender characters when they are old.

 

11th person on your contact list?
Adeline. My current classmate.

 

Laptop or desktop?

Sigh. I’m tired. I would like a desktop.

 

Ever asked for money?
That’s my ONLY way of income.

 

Did you enjoy this survey?

No.

 

 

“This Is The One; Anoint Him”

 

awwww cute

 

 

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 Me Ugly

 

so i was complaining yesterday to my dear bud bud that im ugly.

fact is. i am.

(which is why u dont see much pics of me whether on fb or twitter or here)

the worst part is that im not even a person with low self-esteem issues.

i just see it as a fact.

no one ever denies it either.

and well. i’ve only gotten the compliment “good looking” or “liang zai” (that means handsome in… umm.. hakka or smt) like a total of 3 or 4 times in my life.

thats less than the numbers of fingers i have in ONE hand.

be appreciative you girls and guys when people compliment your looks haha.

of course, my bud tried to make me feel better by saying nice stuff.

and tried to advice me on how to deal with this problem (she’s awesome i know).

but honestly it didnt really work. for me, facts is facts.

though i didnt really have esteem issues, honestly, in my heart, i actually did feel left out of the nice looking people zone (almost ALL my closest buds are actually handsome, that didnt help). it would feel nice to know that i look nice once in a while eh? and i do try. i do try very hard to look presentable and good for people that i hang with. omgosh, im starting to sound emo.

 

anyways. that chat with my bud bud was yesterday. in fact… it was only about 8hours before i read this in my bible this morning.

1 Samuel 16:7

But the Lord said to Samuel, “Don’t judge by his appearance or height, for I have rejected him. The Lord doesn’t see things the way you see them. People judge by outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart.”

this rebuke took place when Samuel was going to anoint the new Israel king.

 

so, i’ve been complaining about the FACT that im ugly.

but i forget my real goals and real purpose of life.

i forget that my one true audience is God.

i dont have to worry abut my skin.

i dont have to worry at all.

i dont have to worry about the shape of my face, the unruliness of my hair, the clothes i have, the way i walk, the direction of my teeth, or the non-sexiness that i have.

The Lord doesn’t see things the way you see them.

 

 

what i SHOULD worry about, is my spiritual appearance.

 

 

 

 

 

i wouldn’t want to be spiritually ugly when God calls me to be king do i?

 

 

So Hawt

 

because character is sexy

 

– Aaron