Is this another edition of the Doctorbutterfly Show? I’m not sure! But it is gonna be fun. Here are random questions I got from a trustworthy friend called The Internet.
1.) Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I don’t have a closet. My drawer is closed, and my basket is open though.
2.) Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Nope. I’d like to take home the whole room though.
3.) Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I like having my blanket tucked in. But my blankets not normally big enough. And sometimes, I don’t even want to use my blanket cuz it’s so hot. I mean, cuz I’m so hot.
4.) Have you ever stolen a street sign?
No. But I do like those convex street corner mirrors.
5.) Do you cut out coupons and then never use them?
I don’t cut out coupons. But I do use them.
6.) Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bears of course. They’re sooooo cuddly and….. ARGHHHPTHblek
7.) Do you always smile for pictures?
Nope. Only half the time.
8.) Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yes I do sometimes. Pfft. I’m not weird.
9.) Have you ever peed in the woods?
10.) Do you still watch cartoons?
11.) Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my bra. Then you’d never find it. Cuz I don’t have a bra. I win. You lose.
12.) What do you drink with dinner?
13.) What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Fish nugget sauce. I have brought imbalance to reality as we know it. The world will end soon.
14.) What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Cartoon movies? Comedy movies? I just watched Evolution again recently. And I still love it. It’s really genius.
15.) Were you ever a girl scout?
I’m not a girl~ Not yet a woman~
16.) Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Ewwwwww… wait, will I get paid?
17.) Can you change the oil on your car?
Yes. But I shouldn’t.
18.) Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I’d probably get a fine for being too slow actually.
19.) Afraid of heights?
Nope. But I am afraid of girls.
20.) Do you sing in the car?
Recently yes. I try to work out my screamo voice.
21.) Is Christmas stressful?
22.) Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid.
Surgeon. Scientist. Soldier. Comedian. Radio host. Masked Rider.
23.) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. But they’re afraid of me because I have Jesus.
24.) The first concert you ever went to.
25.) Walmart, Target, or Kmart?
Walmart? Target? Kmart?
26.) Nike or Adidas?
Vans or Trucks?
27.) Can you curl your tongue?
I can make a ‘U’ shape.
28.) Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I’ve cried from laughing. That counts right?
29.) The last concert you saw?
Why are you asking such tough questions! My brain is tired.
30.) Can you swim well?
No hahahaha =(
31.) Can you knit or crochet?
I can knot a cliche.
32.) Are you a dog person or a cat person?